Freudian Slip

So this morning in staff worship I needed to make an announcement about how leaders should use me as a resource to get the materials they need for their WASC meetings. In my mind my announcement went something along the lines of, "Hey guys. I know you're really busy and don't have a lot of spare time to go tracking down obscure documents for your nighttime meetings, SO whenever you need something please feel free to come to me and I will do my best to get it for you."

Instead all that came out was, "Guys, please take advantage of me," followed by my head catching on fire. Brilliant.